October 9, 2010

Why programming languages?

I am totally taken aback by the lack of hyperbolic romanticism in the foreword of the programming language book that I just got. There are horribly boring-sounding hooks along the lines of "computers are ubiquitous in the 21st century" and "connecting the theoretical foundations of computer science to modern platform architectures". Hopefully people don't judge a book by its cover or its foreword.

Pragmatic rhetoric is uninspiring — you could just as easily write a foreword for a book on ripping up floorboards and talk about how "floorboards are ubiquitous in the 21st century" and "connects the theoretical foundations of wood science to modern house architectures".

If I were to write a foreword that mentioned the reasons you should be interested in programming languages, it would go roughly like this, to which I hope there is no analogy for ripping up floorboards:


Rejoice, programming languages are the irrigation ditches of your mind-goo!

You've got brilliant ideas brewing inside your head, trying to claw their way out of your little mind and escape into the world. Unfortunately, the meat shell that your ideas live in is quite limited — you can barely eat and talk at the same time, and even then, you're not supposed to be talking with your mouth full. It's bad manners.

Luckily for you, computers provide another venue to express and execute your abstract thoughts. The way you express yourself to these unquestioning harbingers of awesome is through programming languages, whose programs cause actions to be taken in the computing device's virtual world.

Much like ice cream, programming languages come in many flavors (and some have those great cookie dough chunks that you find when you first bite into them). The flavor of a programming language shapes the way that people express and reason about their abstract thoughts — a result of the language's unique design and implementation. Because there's no "best" way to channel your thoughts into a computing device, our work on programming languages is never done!

What [whoever] has written here is [probably] a wonderful explanation of the way we currently bridge the gap between the mind and the computing device for the flavors of programming language we've invented-and-used thus far. Learning from historical successes and pitfalls is key to really understanding existing programming languages and evaluating the design decisions that you'll be making for the programming languages of tomorrow.

Christopher D. Leary
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