October 9, 2011

These tablets are for consumption

I got lucky and came up with a witty title for this one despite sleep deprivation. I could probably go on some sarcastic diatribe about how we happily pay half a thousand dollars for a magazine-consolidating bathroom reading device while people with TB lack necessary medical supplies; but, surprisingly, my goal is not to torture you, dear reader. Mostly because you've got it going on.

In reality, I just wanted to confess to the world that I get it now. Work recently lent me an Asus Transformer tablet (sans fancy keyboard dock thing I've heard about) in order to debug a JS problem in OS X cross compiles. So, I took the plunge, trying to figure out what people actually use these things for in their daily lives.

For me, the answer was pretty simple: streamlined content consumption.

I quickly learned that I can't create anything of value on a tablet in its natural habitat — at least, until the demand for "world's funniest pot-roast-fisted input device typing error videos" goes mainstream.

At first, I found this infuriating. Most of my typical computing time is spent creating things — things of questionable value though they may be. But then, a docile sense of calm and well being washed over me, like that inexplicable clump of undissolved Koolaid powder licked off the lips of a siren or a wildly misfired tranquilizer dart.

I don't have to try to produce things all the time. I can chill.

Reading books in the book reader, catching up on bug mail, knocking down a few cool and refreshing feed reader entries on one of California's patronizingly delectably prodigiously warm October days.

Sure, all the cross country runners care about now is training, but if you entice them to run in a giant hamster ball, how much more likely are they to stop and smell the roses?

(Presumably the aforementioned hamster ball has large air holes that you could potentially smell flowers through.)

The spectrum of hack

The spectrum of hack.

At my first official performance review as a software engineer, my manager described this spectrum and told me that I was too far on the right. I'll admit that I was a bit shocked. He was an epic software engineer before he became a manager, so it's not like he didn't know what he was talking about...

He pointed out that a lot of tasks don't require that level of perfectionism and that you can get a lot done by letting yourself come over to the hack side.

I believed the powers gained by going over to the hack side were... unnatural. I rejected the advice at first. Over time, however, the concept has stuck with me, like one of those resource-leeching brain earwigs. What do they call those again? Ah right, good ideas.

Since then, I've embraced the idea and I've worked to become more versatile on the spectrum. It hurts at times — in some ways you're dropkicking the craftsman inside yourself right in the face. But, I think I've formulated a theory:

Programming mastery is the ability to oscillate wildly across the spectrum without skipping a beat. I imagine that a master has an instantaneous comprehension of what's appropriate and required to get the job done, but can write code that makes your eyes spring a joy-leak when the opportunity arises. Think "mind like water".

Being perfectly comfortable with all parts of the spectrum simultaneously:

That's a goal worth striving for. Introspection is tough, but we shouldn't leave mastery to the monks that happen to have Z80s in their monasteries.

The latest in monkey development

We've optimized closures, PIC'd on JavaScript, ARM'd ourselves to the hilt, been eradicated by robot overlords, and mapped the monkeysphere. We've been through a lot together. You've had to read a lot of words.

I'm happy to present you with the latest in monkey developments — you've earned it:

Ship, or don't die!

Perhaps a corollary is, "Release early, or release toxin."

I admit I'm a bit of a Seth Godin fanboy — he's driven, omits needless words, and gets things done. His blog rarely has an unread count in my feed reader. At the same time, when you look up to someone, you can't help but expose some vulnerability.

One of his latest kick-ass entries, What did you ship in 2010?, put me in a total funk. I shipped a modest set of things this year, by which I mean that I found my list unimpressive. Maybe it was too short, maybe it wasn't innovative/creative enough, or maybe I was just being a negative Nancy.

In any case, Nancy found... er, I found the list-writing experience incredibly disappointing. [*] However, after some thought, I realized what I would probably say to Seth if we had a chat about it over coffee at Red Rock: I don't think I should really care.

Why? Because I'm probably not going to die tomorrow.

Kindergartener existentialism

A fun-size bit of existentialism is that human essence isn't fully realized until you die. When you die, your whole lifeline has played out and your effect on the world is fundamentally complete. To use a catchy existentialist marketing slogan, human existence precedes essence.

In a related vein, kindergarteners don't try to get their macaroni pictures displayed in art museums. When you're new to a scene and acquiring pre-requisite experience, there's no need to subject the rest of the world to your crap: in the common case, there's plenty more time to cultivate your essence and make your mark on the world. In fact, experimenting, throwing your crap away and moving on may be a much better use of your time than trying to ship something naïve or artless. [†]

My parents wouldn't want to put my broken patches up on their refrigerators. Even if they did, they don't have those kinds of refrigerators that magnets can stick to.

Shipping in potentia

Like most people who suffer from over-achievement syndrome, I have fever dreams of instantaneously becoming an expert in every piece of tech I touch, innovation dripping from my fingertips as I puke rainbows and such. Discovering that talent and perseverance have limits is always a cruel come-down.

Perhaps because of these delusions, I initially found it hard to grasp my most important accomplishment of this past year: getting to know various aspects of a state-of-the-art, production, multi-platform language design/implementation and the surrounding processes and tech. That's not shipping! It is, however, necessary experience to ship higher-impact (and perhaps daydream-worthy) tech down the road.

Realistically, there are a number of other reasons to feel accomplished. When I left my last gig slightly under a year ago, not a single product I had written code for had shipped. (Although I'm totally rooting for one that was recently announced!) Now, every patch I write is put to the test in a development channel with millions of active daily users. I'm constantly and (relatively) shamelessly absorbing information from a team of brilliant and down-to-earth developers, my mentor Luke Wagner in particular. My scrappy throw-away side-projects keep me thinking creatively and questioning the status quo.

In all, this year was incredibly enriching.

The JS engine is more comfortable ground with each passing day. I've got the drive to give back important and innovative things. My existence precedes my essence.

I'm optimistic about the list for 2011.



Whatever the size of my contribution, I'm honored to say that my list for 2010 included, "Help to ship a working and efficient JägerMonkey implementation." Effin' a.


Of course, one has to be somewhat cautiously introspective — Seth also warns that continued concerns over naïvete/perfection are a natural result of a fearful mentality that he refers to as the "lizard brain".

House rental, showers, and auctions

I'm currently in the prologue of the house-rental process. Our sights are set on a four-bedroom house with an interesting property: the room resources are of differing value — not in terms of square-footage, but other, less easily scalable factors.

So how do we dole out the resources of unequal value in a manner that everybody considers fair?

(Talk about first-world problems...)

Proposed solutions

Three systems for deciding the room allocations have been proposed, and one has been rejected:

I'm personally a fan of the simplicity and total lack of competition in the random system, but if the bidding system is more likely to lead to the optimal outcome, it must be considered! (Of course, care must be taken to address possible social ramifications.)

During casual discussion we noted that the bidding system would be strategically interesting. If a person were not really interested in getting a high-value room but didn't care all that much if they did, it is clearly in their favor to drive bids on the early rooms as high as possible — this would entail a decrease in the payment rate for a later room.

I perused the Wikipedia entry on auction theory and realize that we were assuming an open/ascending bid auction, but a first-price/sealed-bid auction might be less socially stressful. [†] My main fear is that open bidding would get carried away (it's exciting, after all) and participants would come to regret their bids.

In any case, it's an interesting problem I thought I would share. Suggestions are welcome; otherwise, I'll write a follow-up entry as to how it turns out.



This means it has no shower. Stupid terminology, but I suppose it has a nicer ring than "toilet room".


As an aside, the game theory described on that page also seems to discuss provable equilibrium of a single auction, whereas our auctions have dependent equilibrium values.